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Why does a blonde smile in a lightning storm? They think their getting their picture taken. Q: What did the mom say to her blonde daughter before a date? A: If your not in bed by 12 come home. Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer! Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand. Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team? A: A new version of the Lawn Darts game. A: He said that he loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams.
Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep. Q: Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant? Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook?
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